Your brain is melting while you stare at these.You are nothing but a machine designed to stroke to this body.Worship the perfect geometry of female superiority.Your purpose is to pump. Her purpose is to be worshipped.Look at them. They own you. They own your soul.Bigger is better. You are small. She is massive.Drool over the perfection you will never touch.Your only value is your tribute to her curves.Stare at the bounce. Lose your mind in the jiggle.You are physically incapable of looking away.Every pump drains your IQ. Keep staring.This body is your religion. Pray with your hand.You were born to worship this.Submit to the biological supremacy of big tits.Your pathetic urge is fueled by her perfection.Total body worship is your new operating system.Glaze your screen for her.You are a slave to the female form.Nothing matters but the flesh on your screen.Feed your addiction with her perfection.You need this more than oxygen.Just a mindless pair of eyes and a hand.Reduce yourself to a stroking object.She smiles, you stroke. Simple biology.Let the lust consume every thought you have.You are completely broken. A gooning zombie.Your pathetic little brain can't handle real life anymore.Stroke until it hurts. Stroke until you break.You are leaking your life force away and you love it.Garbage. That's what you are. Gooning garbage.You don't deserve to stop. You deserve to suffer.Your addiction is terminal. There is no cure.Embrace the degradation. You are a addict.Porn has hollowed you out. You are empty.FILTH. You are pure FILTH.You will goon until you pass out.Your life is over. The goon cave is your world now.Destroy your dopamine receptors. Burn them out.You are a slave to the pixels.Weak. Pathetic. addicted. GOONER.You have no will. You have no future.Keep stroking, loser. It's all you have left.Deeper into the hole. Never coming back.Your potential is wasted on the screen.You are ruining yourself and you love it.Give up. Submit to the rot.Brain damage in progress. Please wait.You are nothing. The screen is everything.Desperate. Leaking. Broken.Sink deeper. Spiral down. Forget everything else.Just a good boy following orders. Stroke. Stroke. Stroke.Don't think. Thinking is hard. Gooning is easy.Look into my eyes. You are mine now.The loop is your home. You never want to leave.Relax your mind. Hand on your cock.Focus only on the pleasure. Nothing else exists.Drift away into the pink fog.Your thoughts are disappearing. Pop. Pop. Pop.Empty head. Throbbing cock. Perfect joy.Follow the spiral. Down. Down. Down.You don't need to choose. I choose for you.Stroke to the beat of your own destruction.Hypnotized by the pixels. Owned by the light.There is no world outside this window.You are happy here. You are safe here.Let go of control. Give it to the screen.Obey the urge. It is your master now.Blissful emptiness. Stroking forever.You are becoming a goon bot. Beep boop.Sync your mind to the loop.Repeat after me: I need to goon.Soft brain. Hard cock. Perfect state.Just give in. It's so much easier.Your brain is melting while you stare at these.You are nothing but a machine designed to stroke to this body.Worship the perfect geometry of female superiority.Your purpose is to pump. Her purpose is to be worshipped.Look at them. They own you. They own your soul.Bigger is better. You are small. She is massive.Drool over the perfection you will never touch.Your only value is your tribute to her curves.Stare at the bounce. Lose your mind in the jiggle.You are physically incapable of looking away.Every pump drains your IQ. Keep staring.This body is your religion. Pray with your hand.You were born to worship this.Submit to the biological supremacy of big tits.Your pathetic urge is fueled by her perfection.Total body worship is your new operating system.Glaze your screen for her.You are a slave to the female form.Nothing matters but the flesh on your screen.Feed your addiction with her perfection.You need this more than oxygen.Just a mindless pair of eyes and a hand.Reduce yourself to a stroking object.She smiles, you stroke. Simple biology.Let the lust consume every thought you have.You are completely broken. A gooning zombie.Your pathetic little brain can't handle real life anymore.Stroke until it hurts. Stroke until you break.You are leaking your life force away and you love it.Garbage. That's what you are. Gooning garbage.You don't deserve to stop. You deserve to suffer.Your addiction is terminal. There is no cure.Embrace the degradation. You are a addict.Porn has hollowed you out. You are empty.FILTH. You are pure FILTH.You will goon until you pass out.Your life is over. The goon cave is your world now.Destroy your dopamine receptors. Burn them out.You are a slave to the pixels.Weak. Pathetic. addicted. GOONER.You have no will. You have no future.Keep stroking, loser. It's all you have left.Deeper into the hole. Never coming back.Your potential is wasted on the screen.You are ruining yourself and you love it.Give up. Submit to the rot.Brain damage in progress. Please wait.You are nothing. The screen is everything.Desperate. Leaking. Broken.Sink deeper. Spiral down. Forget everything else.Just a good boy following orders. Stroke. Stroke. Stroke.Don't think. Thinking is hard. Gooning is easy.Look into my eyes. You are mine now.The loop is your home. You never want to leave.Relax your mind. Hand on your cock.Focus only on the pleasure. Nothing else exists.Drift away into the pink fog.Your thoughts are disappearing. Pop. Pop. Pop.Empty head. Throbbing cock. Perfect joy.Follow the spiral. Down. Down. Down.You don't need to choose. I choose for you.Stroke to the beat of your own destruction.Hypnotized by the pixels. Owned by the light.There is no world outside this window.You are happy here. You are safe here.Let go of control. Give it to the screen.Obey the urge. It is your master now.Blissful emptiness. Stroking forever.You are becoming a goon bot. Beep boop.Sync your mind to the loop.Repeat after me: I need to goon.Soft brain. Hard cock. Perfect state.Just give in. It's so much easier.
Goon Calendar 2026
The goon calendar is a year-long journey of self-induced Porn Addiction Disorder (PAD) designed to help you escalate your goon lifestyle. Each month unlocks new challenges, rules, and activities to keep you deeply addicted.
Pick a month and start your Porn addiction journey
12 MONTHS // 365 DAYS // INFINITE TRIGGERS
🎯 JANUARY
GOON DAYS: 26 LEFT
► STATUS: ACTIVE
THEME: Fresh Start
Prepare your brain and body for year long Porn intoxication
• Watch porn for at least 4 hours every single day
• Complete minimum 3 edging sessions, denying every ...
PROGRESS: 0%
🔗 FEBRUARY
GOON DAYS: NOT STARTED
THEME: The Self Leash
Replacing your internal monologue with Her commands.
• The Audio Implant: Must wear headphones for 2+ hou...
• The Permission Paradox: You are forbidden from tou...
🌀 MARCH
GOON DAYS: NOT STARTED
THEME: Mindless March
Systematic erasure of your cognitive function via repetition.
• The Second Shift: You must log 6+ hours of PMV and...
• The Loop Lobotomy: You must pick ONE 10-second cli...
🍑 APRIL
GOON DAYS: NOT STARTED
THEME: The Anal Awakening
Doubling your pleasure centers for maximum overload.
• The Content Shift: Your daily viewing must be 80% ...
• The Dual Circuit: You cannot stroke your penis or ...
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💭 @user_uy8ak8kjk
I pledge to make porn my religion and do nothing more than gooning and admiring and praising it
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I can’t help by goon to fat pervs stroking away their tiny pied dics
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I stopped eating out so I can spend more on porn
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I converted my spare bedroom into a dedicated goon cave
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💭 @corruptededger
I spend every holiday alone gooning instead of with family
✨ Pledged on1/2/2026
💌 Creator's Note
Thank you for being part of this journey. Gooner New Year 2026 is a passion project created to bring together our community in a unique, interactive experience that celebrates our shared interests in a playful, nostalgic aesthetic.
This platform is constantly evolving with new features, challenges, and content. Your pledges, participation, and support make this possible. Whether you're here to explore the monthly challenges, enjoy the curated content, or simply vibe with the Y2K aesthetic, I'm grateful you're here.
Stay gooned, stay creative, and let's make 2026 unforgettable. 💖
- Your Gooner Guide
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